I want this so badly
well u gotta meet a college guy workin part time waitin tables
Ten is obviously better at this. He doesn’t even have to watch what he’s doing.
that’s because eleven could probably regenerate by tripping on air, falling against the console, and accidentally choking himself with his bow tie at any given moment all at once the dorky fuck
Because you know David probably owns every sonic and plays with them at home.
"Not at the table, dear"
"Sonic. Timelord. Yes."
"Wife. Human. No."
i like how the idiot in the back just falls over
I will always reblog this
Get that majestic/polite dick chelse!
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
Is Australia even real?
I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
IT GOT BETTER
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